Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/07/02/the-decapitated-swan-pool-floa.html
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No luck decapitatin’ them swans then?
Swap the body for your neighbor’s ridiculous swan float and then all you have to do is somehow get the head into their bed without waking them.
I find the “pool” those people are floating in even weirder than the swan.
Cool, but does it come in black?
I think they’ve found the world’s smallest adult model.
ETA: missed opportunity to say their product photos are a bit fishy.
The photos for these inflatable thingies are always such weird photoshop mutations. The designer must just get a shot taken in a warehouse with no context for scale, then they paste in randomly-sized stock models and water splashes until it fills the white space on the packaging.
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