Rob Ford, the opera

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I feel like there should be a reference to a spear and magic helmet.

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One song is about all he deserves. Rob Ford is no Bat Boy.

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Best. Bugs Bunny. EVER.

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then you havenā€™t seen much of the internet.

At least Rob Ford is a pretty deserving target.

mis-for-tune, noun.

  • Bad luck
  • An unlucky condition or event

Boy, this guyā€™s had a shit-ton of bad luck, then, hasnā€™t he, including a 1999 arrest in Miami for DUI and pot possession; allegations of bad behavior while wasted. too numerous to count; a video showing him smoking crack cocaine; a video showing him yelling about needing ā€œfucking 10 minutes to make sure heā€™s deadā€ (whoever ā€œheā€ is, or was); allegations of grabbing Sarah Thompsonā€™s ass; the 2010 conflict of interest trial, and so on. All events that he brought on himself.

Yet heā€™s still got his 6-figure job of mayor of Toronto. Seems like heā€™s a member of a wealthy and politically powerful family, no matter whether he loses his job.

Hereā€™s to Rob Fordā€™s ā€œmisfortunes.ā€ Guyā€™s a fucking thug.

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Maybe Rob Ford should go all-out and start shooting up Krokodil?

Edit: Here in England we had a bank boss who was allegedly caught buying cocaine and who was swiftly removed from positions of responsibility whilst he ā€˜clears his nameā€™ ā€¦ why canā€™t Canada manage the same thing?

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