Originally published at: Robinson rejected offers to investigate those porn forum posts - Boing Boing
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I for one cannot wait to see the kraken-releasing level of legal douchery that’s willing to put their names on this career-suicide note.
There’s zero chance this is faked, zero chance Robinson gets this history off his neck, and zero chance he has the money necessary to even file this lawsuit, let alone pressure CNN for more than ten minutes.
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It’s so tragic that Cyber Ninjas went out of business after their heroic search for communist bamboo fibers in ballots; or we would have had the perfect experts for this job…
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“I have no idea how they caught me.”
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Odd, I think OJ Simpson once turned down similar offers to independently test those DNA samples.
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… when I was using my own name, a username that I have used on other sites that I do openly acknowledge, and repeated phrases that I commonly use in my personal language patterns. Other than all that, what possible evidence does anyone have?
I’m not actually sure which is funnier, than idea that he has supporters who are dumb enough to believe he didn’t do this and are very sincerely trying to prove his innocence or that they’re people happy to expose this hypocritical bigot with the same offer. “Oh, here, let me help everyone see exactly how innocent you are!” (It does make me wonder what else would come to light in such an investigation.)
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“I have absolutely no idea how it was done.”
I might have a slight clue. I suspect I even know who did it.
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Robinson supporters are collecting signatures to pass a constitutional amendment: “marriage shall be defined as a union between a man, a woman, your sister-in-law and some freaky rando you trip across at the rib joint.”
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One of the stupidest (and racist) searches of all time. If there was all that bamboo clinging to things from China then everyone’s homes and workplaces would be full of bamboo fibers. Everything would be compromised. Including MAGA products.
https://www.ft.com/content/9eb753d8-098a-4c05-af95-0e11fb1607df
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Imagine what’s waiting to come out from the other sites he’s visited.
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…not to mention the same GD email address he’d been using for decades!!!
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Those sneaky Democrats will stop at nothing to sully the name of a good man and a patriot. And when I say “nothing”, I mean that those Marxist rogues actually had the temerity to use their time machines to travel back in time and create scurrilous and shameful posts using Robinson’s favorite username a full ten years before he even entered politics! Simply heinous!
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No, only crimes leave traces. Like for instance if someone is murdered at home, there will be something like a fiber or fingerprint left behind from that moment, but you never have to sort through any dust and prints from people living there every day for years. Haven’t you ever seen CSI?
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Don’t they teach basic tradecraft in schools these days?
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I get the feeling he missed those lessons.
Was it the Republican, gakked off his tits, shitposting naked from his goon cave? 
Truly, we may never know…
