Ronald McDonald Mark I: horror clown


#1

The original Ronald McDonald was pure nightmare fuel (click through for video of him in action). Fun fact: he was played by Willard Scott, who went on to be the weatherman on the Today Show. The Original Ronald McDonald or The Joker? (via Neil Gaiman) READ THE REST


#2

Yep, that's what we call a Pajama Soaker!

EDIT: Hey, I can beat that:

Ronald handing out burgers to a boy he's met on the street, then skating away with him.


#3

I like this, lol.


#4

Go home Ronald, your drunk.


#5

You have to love Ronald "the creepy guy who drives around town in a van" McDonald.


#6

"My Mom told me never to talk to strangers, unless they can provide a convincing backstory and perform magic tricks!"


#7

They ALL float down here.


#9

I tend to agree with Terry Pratchett that not only are clowns not funny, they're the opposite of funny.


#10

What's in the bag in the first picture? Are those supposed to be fries? They look more like cigars, or maybe he's selling pretzels.


#11

"C'mon and meet the boys and girls."

"Awww, fuck those kids!" (well, not literally)

edit: Geez, not a good area to be pulling hamburgers from, either.


#12

I think the rabbit pancake guy got to him. Food on head!


#13

Every clown is a Horror Clown.


#14

Dead clown is good clown.


#15

HEY!

I think we need to dial down the clown-hatred a bit people.

Many clowns go for weeks, and even months, without smothering a sleeping toddler, tossing kittens in a blender, or breaking the back of old women whose grandkids stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.


#16

This explains everything I've ever found a bit off or creepy about Willard Scott.

"Can't sleep, clown will eat me."


#17

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