Winnie the Pooh Poached (and Tigger Too)
Ugly Betty Blue
…glances side-eyed at @alahmnat…
Side I Robot…
I Can’t, Robot
Saturday Night Fever Blister
I have never had a cold sore. But I used to have a lot of trouble with canker sores. In my youth, my father erroneously informed me that canker sores were a kind of cold sore. (At this point, I turned to my brother and said, “I guess I should tell you that I’ve been using your toothbrush.”)
Years later, I had a particularly bad canker sore. I decided to look online to see if any new treatments had been developed. No new treatments, but I did discover that canker sores weren’t cold sores. So, I rushed into the TV room and proudly announced, “Guess what, everyone! I don’t have herpes!” And then simply left the room.
Calvin, Hobbs and Shaw
Child’s Play Date
Men in Black Tie
Late Night Kebab
The Shaft
How to Potty Train your Dragon
Missing Cuff Link
that reminds me of one other
the 400 blow jobs
A Star is Born Again
Boxer/Brief Encounter
The Expansion Rules of the Game
No, Dr. No!
About Bloody Time
Maybe it’s a porno?
Saving Private Paul Ryan
Saving Private Ryan Gosling?
Howard’s Rear End
The Importance Of Being Ernest Borgnine
Flipping The Birds
Roman Candle Holiday
The French Roast Connection
Oliver North!
Million Dollar Baby Ruth
Rap Battle Of The Sexes
Thanks, so ruined, all of them!!
(Well, except Miilion Dollar Baby, which was already shite.)
The Cider House Totally Rules!
Goin’ Commando
Back to the Future Pluperfect
Shawshank Redemption Song
The Unprofessional
The Continental Breakfast Club
Still an improvement.
Star Mascara Wars
Star Urban Trek
All the President’s Honest Men
School of Soft Rock
Oliver North By Northwest
Oh fun!
Octopussy Fnar
Dr Maybe No
My Stepmother Is An Illegal Alien
The Omega Florida Man
The Pirates of the Caribbean Lounge