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Lactose Intolerance
Personal Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone
Traffic Coneheads
Altered Emotional States

17 Likes

A Room With A View(master)

The Life of Brian Mulroney

Chariots of Fire Ants

The Help Documentation

21 Likes

Is that the sequel to Milk Tea?

Burn After Reading TFM

13 Likes

Toilet Snakes on a Plane.

21 Likes

The Crying Game Show

20 Likes

Mr. Hulot’s Holiday Inn

14 Likes

Saturday Night Fever Dream
Street Sweeper Fighter
Heaven’s Gate Cult
Singin’ in the Acid Rain
The Seven Hundred Year Itch
The Safety Officer and a Gentleman
Beauty and the Beast Mode
A Star is Born Again
Breakfast at Tiffany’s Funeral
Embroidery Hoop Dreams
The Broken Commitments
Lawrence Welk of Arabia
The Toxic Avengers

22 Likes

But, how could you not call a porn version of Chicago, All That Jizz?

Tagline: No one will be seated during the Cell Block Tango, but some will be sated!

14 Likes

There’s Something About Typhoid Mary

26 Likes

An Officer And A Florida Gentleman

20 Likes

Pilates of the Caribbean
Schindler’s Pissed
Paws
Kill Bill Murray
The Meaning of Life Insurance
Mr and Mrs Sith
The Princess Ride
Alex Jones’s Diary
No Exit Sign
Hell Is Other People’s Money
Lost Byway
Planes, Trains and Scooters
Das Flipflop (yes, I know it sounds like boat in German, but c’mon)
Switch Gun (still the same movie, just a more honest title)
The Strip Searchers

10 Likes
  • What About Bob Woodward?
  • Twilight: Breaking Dawn French
  • 50 Shades of Grey Poupon
  • 20,000 Justice Leagues Under the Sea
  • The Grand Wizard of Oz
  • Irving Spider-Man
  • Drunken Disorderly Master
  • The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Tree Across the 8th Dimension
  • Purple Reign of Fire
15 Likes
  • Dazed and Contused
  • It’s a Wonderful Lifestyle
  • The Legend of Billie Jean King
  • The Breakfast Flubbed
  • Trading Races
  • Varsity Blues Brothers
  • Big Trouble in Little China-set
12 Likes

Bi-Polar Express
The Wrath of Genghis Khan

14 Likes

Ghosted
What’s Eating Gilbert Gottfried

Not only would watch, but wishing it was somehow here.

Still better than the unnecessary reboot: Kung Fu Panda Express

13 Likes

The Italian Sandwich Job.

The Haunting Memories.

The Life of Pi-hole.

Now You See Me Working.

Citizen Rated X

The Dirty Dozen Eggs.

Run Lola’s Stocking Run.

Loco Coco.

15 Likes
  • Heat Rash
  • The Diaper Heist
  • Black Hawk Downtown
  • Frenemy at the Gates
  • The Weed Killers
10 Likes

Kamen Whale Rider
Pluto Nashville
A Series of Unfortunate Sales Events
The Fog Horn
The Dot Matrix

I was briefly confused, because there’s already a snake that comes up through the airplane’s toilet to bite a guy’s junk in the actual Snakes on a Plane movie. (I used to work at the movies and SoaP was Anne of the few movies that everyone in projection tech-screened as a group for the sheer absurdity of it, don’t judge me :wink: )

12 Likes

Iron-Oxide Eagle
Altered United States
Yellow Snowpiercer

12 Likes

Clear and Christmas Present Danger

The Hunt for Red Squirrel October

Invasion of the Beach Body Snatchers

Fruit Pulp Fiction

Kill Bill O’Reilly

Beverly Hills Cop Out

Independence Day Care

Tango and Petty Cash

Turner and Homemade Hooch

19 Likes