Lactose Intolerance
Personal Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone
Traffic Coneheads
Altered Emotional States
A Room With A View(master)
The Life of Brian Mulroney
Chariots of Fire Ants
The Help Documentation
Is that the sequel to Milk Tea?
Burn After Reading TFM
Toilet Snakes on a Plane.
The Crying Game Show
Mr. Hulot’s Holiday Inn
Saturday Night Fever Dream
Street Sweeper Fighter
Heaven’s Gate Cult
Singin’ in the Acid Rain
The Seven Hundred Year Itch
The Safety Officer and a Gentleman
Beauty and the Beast Mode
A Star is Born Again
Breakfast at Tiffany’s Funeral
Embroidery Hoop Dreams
The Broken Commitments
Lawrence Welk of Arabia
The Toxic Avengers
But, how could you not call a porn version of Chicago, All That Jizz?
Tagline: No one will be seated during the Cell Block Tango, but some will be sated!
There’s Something About Typhoid Mary
An Officer And A Florida Gentleman
Pilates of the Caribbean
Schindler’s Pissed
Paws
Kill Bill Murray
The Meaning of Life Insurance
Mr and Mrs Sith
The Princess Ride
Alex Jones’s Diary
No Exit Sign
Hell Is Other People’s Money
Lost Byway
Planes, Trains and Scooters
Das Flipflop (yes, I know it sounds like boat in German, but c’mon)
Switch Gun (still the same movie, just a more honest title)
The Strip Searchers
- What About Bob Woodward?
- Twilight: Breaking Dawn French
- 50 Shades of Grey Poupon
- 20,000 Justice Leagues Under the Sea
- The Grand Wizard of Oz
- Irving Spider-Man
- Drunken Disorderly Master
- The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Tree Across the 8th Dimension
- Purple Reign of Fire
- Dazed and Contused
- It’s a Wonderful Lifestyle
- The Legend of Billie Jean King
- The Breakfast Flubbed
- Trading Races
- Varsity Blues Brothers
- Big Trouble in Little China-set
Bi-Polar Express
The Wrath of Genghis Khan
Ghosted
What’s Eating Gilbert Gottfried
Not only would watch, but wishing it was somehow here.
Still better than the unnecessary reboot: Kung Fu Panda Express
The Italian Sandwich Job.
The Haunting Memories.
The Life of Pi-hole.
Now You See Me Working.
The Dirty Dozen Eggs.
Run Lola’s Stocking Run.
Loco Coco.
- Heat Rash
- The Diaper Heist
- Black Hawk Downtown
- Frenemy at the Gates
- The Weed Killers
Kamen Whale Rider
Pluto Nashville
A Series of Unfortunate Sales Events
The Fog Horn
The Dot Matrix
I was briefly confused, because there’s already a snake that comes up through the airplane’s toilet to bite a guy’s junk in the actual Snakes on a Plane movie. (I used to work at the movies and SoaP was Anne of the few movies that everyone in projection tech-screened as a group for the sheer absurdity of it, don’t judge me )
Iron-Oxide Eagle
Altered United States
Yellow Snowpiercer
Clear and Christmas Present Danger
The Hunt for Red Squirrel October
Invasion of the Beach Body Snatchers
Fruit Pulp Fiction
Kill Bill O’Reilly
Beverly Hills Cop Out
Independence Day Care
Tango and Petty Cash
Turner and Homemade Hooch