Safer sex now means wearing a mask, says Canada's Chief Public Health Officer

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/09/04/safer-sex-now-means-wearing-a.html

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Man, do I hate this year.

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So says a “Rear Admiral”. :slight_smile:

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I wont lie… this could work for me. I’ve noticed of late just how pretty some people’s eyes are when I’d never really paid attention before!

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Luckily, the technology for the full body condom already exists.

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Taking off your masks is the new third base.

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Yeah, that kind of sex sounds totally fulfilling and enjoyable for both partners.

>_<

Fuck off, 2020; you are a bad year and you should feel bad.

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Saying sorry during sex need not be considered ■■■■■ talking any longer.

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I cannot believe that word is censored…

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What word, moist?

It’s a running gag on the forum…

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Ugh. I mean, sex without mouth is like…sex without mouth.

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I’m wearing a mask right now!

(thanks, Papasan!)

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Just add some scrubs and gloves to complete the mood.

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caitlin-doughty-■■■■■

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Sooo moist…

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Oh, stop it. My mask is getting all mоist.

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I sure hope so; otherwise you’re not breathing, and that’s bad…

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