Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/09/04/safer-sex-now-means-wearing-a.html
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Man, do I hate this year.
So says a “Rear Admiral”.
I wont lie… this could work for me. I’ve noticed of late just how pretty some people’s eyes are when I’d never really paid attention before!
Luckily, the technology for the full body condom already exists.
Taking off your masks is the new third base.
Yeah, that kind of sex sounds totally fulfilling and enjoyable for both partners.
>_<
Fuck off, 2020; you are a bad year and you should feel bad.
Saying sorry during sex need not be considered ■■■■■ talking any longer.
I cannot believe that word is censored…
What word, moist?
It’s a running gag on the forum…
Ugh. I mean, sex without mouth is like…sex without mouth.
I’m wearing a mask right now!
(thanks, Papasan!)
Just add some scrubs and gloves to complete the mood.
Sooo moist…
Oh, stop it. My mask is getting all mоist.
I sure hope so; otherwise you’re not breathing, and that’s bad…