Originally published at: Vagina-scented face masks | Boing Boing
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So, do these smell like a Goop candle?
In the right setting / mood I enjoy the scent of vagina as much as anybody but…
No. No, thank you.
If that’s what it takes for people to wear masks, I’ll take it
Just try not to visually imagine the production line.
(“you fool, 1,4-pyrolic-amphicisto-[6,9]-phenyl-chloro-sexithiophene is a mass produced scent agent!”)
“It’s personally thrilling to me knowing that a mask I’ve had in my panties or shoes is now being worn on someone’s face and they’re enjoying it.”
tain’t for me
Yeah, I mean this isn’t my particular thing anyway, but even with bodily secretions that I’m nominally into, it’s still VERY contingent. I’ve often found myself grossed out by something that seemed super-hot minutes earlier.
I suppose the idea is more that you’d wear these masks as part of a specific sexy mission, rather than for all-day general use. Though no doubt there are some who like to sexualise the process of filling out paperwork at the bank or sitting in traffic in a ride share.
*obligatory
I’m wearing one right now!
*I’ll see my way out…
Hey, maybe they’ll keep it up over their nose!
OTOH, the mental image of someone trying their hardest to lick the hell out of the inside of their mask…gonna need that brain bleach now.
Are they as flammable?
if people are wearing these I don’t want to know what kind of hand sanitizer they use.
Storing flounder in a face mask box?
Yeah, not wearing one of those.
no.
gwyneth smells like jade and amethyst.
I dunno, but Boing Boing may sell a 55 gallon drum of it…
Thank you for not selling scented face masks in the boingboing store…
Not yet…