Vagina-scented face masks

Originally published at: Vagina-scented face masks | Boing Boing

2 Likes

So, do these smell like a Goop candle? :thinking:

13 Likes

In the right setting / mood I enjoy the scent of vagina as much as anybody but…

No. No, thank you.

8 Likes

If that’s what it takes for people to wear masks, I’ll take it

39 Likes

Just try not to visually imagine the production line.
(“you fool, 1,4-pyrolic-amphicisto-[6,9]-phenyl-chloro-sexithiophene is a mass produced scent agent!”)

4 Likes

Vagina-scented face masks

14 Likes

“It’s personally thrilling to me knowing that a mask I’ve had in my panties or shoes is now being worn on someone’s face and they’re enjoying it.”

image

14 Likes

7 Likes

tain’t for me

24 Likes

Yeah, I mean this isn’t my particular thing anyway, but even with bodily secretions that I’m nominally into, it’s still VERY contingent. I’ve often found myself grossed out by something that seemed super-hot minutes earlier.

I suppose the idea is more that you’d wear these masks as part of a specific sexy mission, rather than for all-day general use. Though no doubt there are some who like to sexualise the process of filling out paperwork at the bank or sitting in traffic in a ride share.

2 Likes

*obligatory

I’m wearing one right now!:mask:

*I’ll see my way out…

4 Likes

Hey, maybe they’ll keep it up over their nose!

OTOH, the mental image of someone trying their hardest to lick the hell out of the inside of their mask…gonna need that brain bleach now.

6 Likes

Are they as flammable?

1 Like

if people are wearing these I don’t want to know what kind of hand sanitizer they use.

2 Likes

Storing flounder in a face mask box?

Yeah, not wearing one of those.

no.
gwyneth smells like jade and amethyst.

1 Like

I dunno, but Boing Boing may sell a 55 gallon drum of it… :thinking:

4 Likes

Thank you for not selling scented face masks in the boingboing store…

5 Likes

Not yet

8 Likes

7 Likes