That doesn’t seem hygienic
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I’m curious about the logistics of producing these masks? How many are stewing at any one time? If more than one, are they done in batches or more of a “one in, one out” pipeline? How long does it take? Does she hire someone to do quality assurance? Does she package them herself or use a fulfillment company? What is the customs code for international export?
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Jade and Amethyst? Aren’t they previous winners of the annual Miss Hooters International?
They are now.
So what about those of us who want dick scented masks?
Asking for a friend.
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I will to make two assumptions to answer this question. First I assume you are male since I also assume almost all females who like dick prefer their dick not to have what you would call „dick scent“. If my assumptions are correct, it should be a trivial exercise for you to produce your very own homemade dick scented face mask.
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Setting aside the fetish shaming, I still think this is a bad idea. Having an unwashed bodily fluid transfer cloth as your pandemic protection seems like a bad idea. You want your mask to not itself be a risk vector.
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Probably won’t transmit Covid if you let the mask quarantine for a week or so since the virus is relatively delicate on surfaces and becomes inactive on its own after a while, but, uhm, the mask could have all sorts of viral, bacterial and fungal other stuff that you shouldn’t be putting up against your face… 
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I wish I didn’t know this was a thing.
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I could throw a few masks in my hockey bag for a week. That should do it.
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Yeah, but how’s the flavor?
Speaking as someone who is not unfamiliar with the gay BDSM community, if you did that, you’d probably be able to sell them for quite a bit of cash to a small but dedicated customer base.
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For the MAGA crowd, one that smells like Trump’s arse.
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There’s probably already a Maker’s Channel showing how to make one…
I can’t tell if you’re joking, but thank you for the laugh! “Kink, meet logistics, logistics, meet kink.”
And this part:
Gold.
Definitely. There was a part in the linked article about how any secretions or skid marks wouldn’t show through to the other side. Not what you probably want against your breathing holes…
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Joke. Always. I am not wired for seriousness.
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Pro tip: Next time you open a can of sardines, just drape a few facemasks over it to take on the ambience. Use the ones you want and sell the rest on etsy. Cheaper by the gross.
When I buy a pussy mask, I expect it to smell like a cat, dammit!
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