Gwyneth Paltrow's got a $75 "smells like my vagina" candle

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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/01/13/gwyneth-paltrows-got-a-75.html

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Pretty sure it just smells of “opportunity”.

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is it my imagination or is Paltrow simply trolling wealthy consumers with her products?

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Why do we give rich people more money?

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I hope that’s what’s going on, otherwise…

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Stick a jade egg in it?

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The Rock gets involved

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No healthy vagina smells like “geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed” so that begs the question: what the hell she’s been shoving up her hooha…

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Is this available from vending machines in Japan? :thinking:

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Presumably geranium, bergamot, cedar, Damask rose and ambrette seed potpourri…

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It’s a particularly odd form of late-stage capitalist performance art, from what I can tell. Very much of our times, frankly – at least amongst a certain cultural and class segment. Eh, why the fuck not. These are the End Times, after all. Might as well go down hawking vagina candles!

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Do they really smell like anything, other than, well, vagina? I’ve definitely observed variations, but all within a specifically vaginal class. And I can’t say it’s reminiscent of anything else, particularly.

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Smells Like Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina is my favorite Nirvana/Coldplay cover band.

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Betting it smells like kale, rocks, and shame

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Kale and rocks sure, but shame? No, I doubt very much it smells at all of shame, of all things!

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Maybe she switched from coffee and in a daze hit the wrong orifice.

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Yes, but what I can’t get is she laughing at them, or on board with the joke on herself too. Is she taking advantage of them, or is she wearing the emperors new clothes with them.

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I think

would be a great band name, all by itself! I dare some band to do this.

ETA: I think she should make this a series. You know, “Smells Like My Armpit,” “Smells Like My Left Foot Post Marathon,” “Smells Like My Asshole After Going To Taco Bell,” etc.

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