This seems like a problem that could be solved by standardized, rackmount, āmortuary modulesā. 4, maybe 5 U high, 19 inches wide, slides nice and neat into a four-post rack with a KVM-style fold-up bit for the headstone inscription.
Highly compact, extremely efficient, seismically stable with suitable mounting, whatās not to like?
I read the headline as level = destroy ā glad that I was wrong.
Why canāt we just have a great big field where you can drop us in a hole and plant a tree in it?
I read once about a āforest of the deadā in Germany.
Now thatās a final solution.
As long as my tree can be equipped with an operational cannon and a live twitter feed broadcast, Iām in!
English graveyards are allowed to decompose naturally, and people have picnics in them, and contemplate their eventual ascent to a higher trophic level.
For example the Southampton graveyard.
In America we seem to have a problem with the idea of āletting goāā¦
Thatās what I thought too. āStabilizeā might be a better term.
Then it worked. You were clickbaited by rule #1: the Double-Entendre
(& so was I. I thought, "WHAT?? THATāS SO WRONG! Oh. Duh.)
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