Not bad doctorow… but I raise you a
You’d better not trout, you’d better not (fish) fry, Santapus is coming to town.
you’d better not -splarb-, you’d better not -blap-, santapus is coming to town.
I think I need a unicorn chaser after Scroto Claus…
Ho Ho Hor’lyehble.
He’ll seize you when you’re sleeping…
He gnaws you with his beak…
Those tentacles are slippery,
He’s a big eight-legged freak!
Oh, you better not pout,
You better not cry,
See him about,
You’ll think that you’re high!
Sant-a-pus is coming to town!
Better not have sex better not give birth* SantaPus is coming to town.
- from Wiki However, reproduction is a cause of death: males can only live for a few months after mating, and females die shortly after their eggs hatch.
So that’s why tentacle rape hentai is not one of the twelve days of Christmas, then.
They have the face upside down! The mouth would be on the bottom of the creature–not visible at all in this view. Suspension of disbelief is really a complex thing.
I was imagining something more like Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean.
“After a tragic telepod accident at North Pole R&D, Santa is accidentally fused with an octopus trained to wrap presents (another elf R&D failure). Hilarity ensues.”
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