Sarah Huckabee Sanders is running for Governor of Arkansas

[chenille]

@deltaecho

Somehow she is going to defend us from the people involved in the Capitol riot.

It doesn’t help everyone inside, but opening the door is a time honored way to avoid a siege.

[Skeptic]

Nice to see her branching out from lying for others to lying for herself. It’s so entrepreneurial.

[cannibalpeas]

@navarro

when every word spoken is an actual outrage it becomes hard to be outraged, it all fades into the background

That’s why you have to practice!

Also:

Fuckabees

[bobtato]

Meanwhile, her left eyebrow is running for governor of Missouri

[Fef]

Some campaign slogans just write themselves.