Satire: No charges for Iowa man arrested after he dressed up as Mr Freeze and shouted nonconsensual polar vortex puns in public

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/02/01/chill-out.html

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Simon says Freeze!

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so this is an imaginary story? i’m so disappointed. someone do this immediately IRL.

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I always thought too much makeup was “a thing” at Walmart, no matter one’s gender.

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Those aren’t even puns.

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I never would have expected such a publication to exist.

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Agreed, just so long as they don’t freeze out there…

While part of me appreciates people writing fake stories that appeal to the way I’d like things to really happen in the world, it feels a little too close to a patterns that continues to make me distrust what I see on the internet.
And for those that say “the word SATIRE is in the title” yeah yeah, but I dont process that warning, i just read the subject.

"But baby, it's cold outside..."

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I thought some police recently staged a mock arrest of someone dressed up as the ice lady from the Disney movie Frozen as a joke, but it’s possible it was an earlier mock arrest brought up again.

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Icy, what you did there.

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Thanks to a recent YouTube video, in my mind’s eye it’s this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh8NTmxu6VI&t=514s

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