Say it with meth: Christmas card containing crystal leads to holiday in jail

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/01/14/say-it-with-meth-christmas-ca.html

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When they searched his home, deputies found more meth, Suboxone, marijuana, steroids, packing materials, a shotgun and a rifle.

Of all this, I got stuck on “packing materials”… what was it? Illegal cardboard boxes? Stolen clear tape?!
Get that man in jail! Think of the children!

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Mary Beth Odom

No, Mary Meth Odom!

FIFY

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Law & Order taught them nothing. You gotta bribe the guards to smuggle it in.

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Kinda obligatory

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I’d want major downers if I were in jail, fucking definitely NOT meth!

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Well something finally beat glitter for worst holiday card decor.

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Card filled with methamphetamine and Suboxone

If she needs suboxone, jail should be providing it.

“Should” in the ethical, not legal, sense.

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So in theory could you impregnate the card material with the drugs?

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That’s not how pregnancies work! :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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