Scariest snake on the planet


#1

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#2

The snake is nearly as creepy as the narrator’s voice…


#3

Part snake, part spider…why hasn’t Syfy done a movie about this yet?


#4

I use my milkshakes in a similar manner…


#5

Just spitballing here, but there could be a lot of them sewn together end to end and they could be sucked up in a tornado.

SpiderViperCentipedeNado 3D
(Direct to VHS this summer, its so bad we skipped DVD)


#6

Ser jorah mormont? Khaleesiii…


#7

K, that’s just not cricket. But I wouldn’t mind a still of a neatly coiled pose with the tail up for my new avatar.


#8

Tell me, please, that this isn’t real.


#9

Pity Tarantino never heard of this guy. I wonder which DiVAS would be the Split-tailed Horned Viper? Maybe Helena Bonham Carter?


#10

I wanted to smack him every time he said “vipuhhhhhhh”.


#11

Fake!

(please be fake, please be fake)


#12

If this species actually exists then it really needs to, y’know, not.


#13

Good god who thought that narration a good idea?

Wait I mean

Good, gaaaaaaaawuddd, who thaaaaaaaaawwut, that nare, aye-shunnnnnnnnn, a good, eye, deeeeeeyuhhh?

Neat snake though. Freaky twitchin.


#14

In actuality, the scariest snake on the planet is the one that’s right next to you!


#15

Nope (as in, not even gonna look at that beastus horribilis).


#16

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