School bus evacuated due to overwhelming stench of Axe body spray

Full disclosure: I do wear cologne, at my wife’s suggestion. A few years back, a friend sent each of us a bottle of fragrance (it only occurs to me now that this may have been a hint). Mine was Blue Jeans. I went through two more bottles, although by the 3rd it seemed they’d adjusted the scent and it wasn’t an improvement. So now I’ve got a (fist-shaped!) bottle of Diesel.

But two sprays, tops!

Completely objective fact: It’s the fragrant oil that Omanis wear.

(Thanks to Donald Fagen, though, I wonder what Ambush was like? Or maybe he was joking)

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