Scientists successfully implanted human genes into monkeys to increase their brain mass

Ok, there are several examples of how this is a very bad idea.

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Oh no! Mojo Jojo!

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I love you Dr Zaius!

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I suspect conservatives around the world result from marmoset genes implanted in human infants to reduce their brain masses. Prove me wrong.

Oh dear sweet Cthulhu, no. The last thing we need are felines that can open and close doors.

We shall make them work in the factories and pay them peanuts…no wait.

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No had one in 2016 didn’t work out well

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We’ll keep the cats in line with genetically engineered pug dogs.

The cats will spend all their time mocking the poor things, who will at last be intelligent enough to realize how silly they look.

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Who are we kidding?

The cats will be mocking us as well.

I’ve seen Red Dwarf. I know uplifted cats will be as disinterested in the affairs of people as current ones do.

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Hey, man’s best friend, am I right?

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Too late.
cat_opens_door_for_dog

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