Seagulls snatching drug stashes become "zombie" birds

[pesco]

Originally published at: Seagulls snatching drug stashes become "zombie" birds | Boing Boing

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[iknownuurthing]

Oh, FFS, first it’s revenge-“mammal”-orcas, next it’s flying-undead-chip-thieving-jonathans.

What the fuck is next? I’m exhausted.

[Tamsin_Bailey]

@iknownuurthing

chip-thieving-jonathans

[Wesley_Jones]

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[smulder]

[timd]

Buffalo in the pool?

Escaped water buffalo herd wreck new swimming pool

[MagicFox]

That. Explains. So. Much.

[iknownuurthing]

Hardly a bloody upgrade, is it?

Now we’ve got soggy-rhino-sized-ungulates.

Thanks for the sleepless nights, you monster.

(I suppose I should be grateful they don’t have swords).

[sqlrob]

[iknownuurthing]

thanks.

[NukeML]

Jonathans?

I usually call Seagulls ‘Stephen’

[iknownuurthing]

I get that.

But “Doctor Livingstone, I presume?” takes it for me.

(balls, I have to substitute the word take for trump nowadays, because reasons. Bah!)

[timd]

@iknownuurthing

soggy-rhino-sized-ungulates

There’s always the bison in your basin.