Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/08/23/seagull-helps-man-avoid-weed-b.html
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I hope that seagull enjoyed his stash.
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That’s a Freedom Gull, we have them here in San Diego.
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I just like the word “cahoots.”
I assume owls are much more likely to be in cahoots than any other bird.
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That same gull twenty minutes after stealing the weed
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Unfortunately, that brings the image of French Fried Seagull to mind. French fries on the inside, French fried on the outside… quite revolting.
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You’re welcome.
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But NOT practically seagulls.
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Jonathan Living-it-up-ston Seagull
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Law of the air: take all you can.
(Also, for those that don’t know, this is one of the five SFW bits on Oglaf .com. Fair warning.)
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I can verify that. Just take my word.
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We’re white gulls on dope,
Mom and Dad live in Hollywood,
Hang myself when I get enough rope,
Can’t clean up, though I know I should,
White Gulls on dope
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These are some terrible cops. Haven’t they heard of mug shots to identify the culprit?
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Bugs Bunny is my deity
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The seagull was in cahoots alright. But not with the man; with the cops, who have trained him. The cops distract the man and cue the seagull, who snatches the weed (or other drug stash) and brings it back to the “nest”. No evidence to account for, no outraged citizen to complain to the media that the cops stole his weed, just a random seagull pilfer as happens all the time. It’s beautiful. They’ve scored tens of thousands of Euro’s worth of drugs over the past two years alone.
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I live in Canada.
What is this “weed bust” you speak of - a portrait perhaps?
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Reached for comment, the seagull simply said, “Fuck the police” before flying off.
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Daffy was the god of frustration on Babylon 5.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=im29S6ZWRDI
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