Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/08/07/staring-at-seagulls-may-deter.html
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You can’t stare at all of them.
Laughing Gulls well, will just laugh and then steal your food.
Seems plausible.
Which then gives the crow an opening.
Does this also work with illegitimate presidents? Asking for a country.
*sigh*
We shall never be free of Rob Ford.
From what I’d heard, staring wouldn’t have helped, either.
“Do you want some of my crack, mister mayor?”
Not around here it doesn’t. You can stare all you want, but you do have to blink now and then. Seagulls have balls of brass.
Technique first perfected by the CIA on goats, amirite?
Great - how can you get this to work with kids and cats?
An additional Taser and a squirt bottle, in the same order.
Staring at seagulls
Potential band name?
Also:
Just look at it.
Can confim that it works.
But it does not stop their friends from pooping on you in the meantine.
Should we start a thread?
Why? Is he dead or something?
That shouldn’t have made me laugh, as old as that gag is… yet it did.
Some things die hard.
die hard
Still “a Christmas movie” only in the loosest sense of the term.