Poop on everyone as a beautiful seagull

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The guy’s name is O’Rear.

And he grew up to create poopware.

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If he had a Welsh mother and an Irish father he could have been Dai O’Rear.

Poop-poop!

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But, but, but…seagulls have their eyes on the sides of their heads. They should only have binocular vision in a smallish area in the middle.

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I am reminded of SimCopter…

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I wish I did not know that bird poop tastes salty, but a bird did poop in my mouth on County Highway T about 15 miles from the end of a 90 mile bicycle ride. It is very important to breath through your nose.

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This is also a great reason for a full face helmet on your motorcycle… Oh I was so glad the visor was down when that gull bombed me.

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I could swear that I remember an arcade bird poop game from back in the 80’s, but my google-fu is failing me.

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Achievement: Albatross level unlocked!

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This presumably allows you to fly around the entire world pooping on things.

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Sounds like politicians on international summits. Or doing TTIP-like deals.

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Seagull management:
flap flap
crap crap
flap flap.

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Also:

  • fly in
  • make noise
  • shit on everything
  • leave
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What odds, eh?

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