Poop on everyone as a beautiful seagull

[boingboing]

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[Boundegar]

The guy’s name is O’Rear.

And he grew up to create poopware.

[kupfernigk]

@Boundegar

The guy’s name is O’Rear.

If he had a Welsh mother and an Irish father he could have been Dai O’Rear.

Poop-poop!

[thaumatechnicia]

But, but, but…seagulls have their eyes on the sides of their heads. They should only have binocular vision in a smallish area in the middle.

[simonize]

I am reminded of SimCopter…

[Mitch_M1]

I wish I did not know that bird poop tastes salty, but a bird did poop in my mouth on County Highway T about 15 miles from the end of a 90 mile bicycle ride. It is very important to breath through your nose.

[TobinL]

This is also a great reason for a full face helmet on your motorcycle… Oh I was so glad the visor was down when that gull bombed me.

[crenquis]

I could swear that I remember an arcade bird poop game from back in the 80’s, but my google-fu is failing me.

[Brainspore]

Achievement: Albatross level unlocked!

[kupfernigk]

@Brainspore

Achievement: Albatross level unlocked!

This presumably allows you to fly around the entire world pooping on things.

[shaddack]

@kupfernigk

This presumably allows you to fly around the entire world pooping on things.

Sounds like politicians on international summits. Or doing TTIP-like deals.

[kupfernigk]

@shaddack

Sounds like politicians on international summits. Or doing TTIP-like deals.

Seagull management:
flap flap
crap crap
flap flap.

[shaddack]

@kupfernigk

Seagull management:

Also:

• fly in
• make noise
• shit on everything
• leave

[telecinese]

@Mitch_M1

I wish I did not know that bird poop tastes salty, but a bird did poop in my mouth on County Highway T about 15 miles from the end of a 90 mile bicycle ride. It is very important to breath through your nose.

What odds, eh?