Poop on everyone as a beautiful seagull


#1

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#2

The guy’s name is O’Rear.

And he grew up to create poopware.


#3

If he had a Welsh mother and an Irish father he could have been Dai O’Rear.

Poop-poop!


#4

But, but, but…seagulls have their eyes on the sides of their heads. They should only have binocular vision in a smallish area in the middle.


#5

I am reminded of SimCopter…


#6

I wish I did not know that bird poop tastes salty, but a bird did poop in my mouth on County Highway T about 15 miles from the end of a 90 mile bicycle ride. It is very important to breath through your nose.


#7

This is also a great reason for a full face helmet on your motorcycle… Oh I was so glad the visor was down when that gull bombed me.


#8

I could swear that I remember an arcade bird poop game from back in the 80’s, but my google-fu is failing me.


#9

Achievement: Albatross level unlocked!


#10

This presumably allows you to fly around the entire world pooping on things.


#11

Sounds like politicians on international summits. Or doing TTIP-like deals.


#12

Seagull management:
flap flap
crap crap
flap flap.


#13

Also:

  • fly in
  • make noise
  • shit on everything
  • leave

#14

What odds, eh?


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