Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/07/08/why-this-mysterious-bizarre-b.html
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Mmm curried gull. Looks a bit too fresh mind.
I was thinking Cheeto dust.
Vindaloo? Mmmmm – but good thing birds aren’t affected by capsaicin!
It just bears repeating.
The Onion isn’t even trying to be non-obvious anymore.
Wait- this isn’t from The Onion?
How do we know this bird wasn’t trying out something new to attract the ladies?
Rub it in some turmeric, garlic, coriander, and cumin. You’d have a nice tikka masala.
It’s as if Beatrix Potter founded those hospitals herself.
Mmmm, tikka masala…
Maybe! Some guys will try anything when it comes to currying favor from the ladies.
Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital For Exceptional Rabbits. Dr. McGregor can sod off, and blue jackets shall be provided with each check-up.
Tangent; I developed a super easy tikka masala recipe to give myself more options for leftover chicken after roasting a bird. Basically all you need to do is skip the marinade part in this recipe from Food & Wine Magazine, but add about half of the amount of those dry spices to the pot. Simmer all that together and then add leftover chicken. Continue to simmer a bit for the flavors to meld. Serve over rice. Garnish with a couple of tbs of yogurt. Note: I also skip the almonds because I don’t like the texture. The whole recipe using leftover chicken takes about 30-45 minutes to prepare. I had this for dinner last night.
I saw the picture and thought it was this bird from 2016, who they named “Gulfrezi”:
Aloo gullbhi? Uhhhh, birdyani?
I’m drooling now, that sounds really nice.
Today, Buckinghamshire. Turmeric, the world!
tumeric! the bird would have been black light reactive!
I don’t care how long you marinade it, seagull will always taste bad.