Sean Hannity revealed as Trump lawyer Michael Cohen's client number 3

Equivocating allows some to maintain they are being morally consistent even though everyone else can plainly see they are a hypocrite.

Rationalization is a helluva drug!
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Not true. Jack Thompson managed to, and he was a darling of the political right. (For those not aware, this is the asshole that blamed videogames for crime and violent youth, teen pregnancy, etc.)

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Nah, Nero hasn’t even picked up his fiddle yet.

Soon, though. Sooooooooon.

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Or maybe playing 1D tic-tac-toe. And losing.

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What I find interesting is that:

A. Hannity is desperate to NOT be seen as Cohen’s client, and:
B. Cohen is desperate to NOT be seen as Hannity’s lawyer

What’s the problem? Why would it be so bad for both sides to say, “Yeah, Cohen did some minor, insignificant work for Hannity, once. No big deal.” The fact that neither side wants the relationship known tells me that something fishy is going on.

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I think the problem is he didn’t disclose that he had “used” Cohen for legal advise before he went on a 5 day rant about Mueller and the FBI raiding Cohen’s legal practice. Full disclosure and all that, eh?

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Sean Hannity this afternoon: Cohen has never been my lawyer.

Sean Hannity this evening: Everything I told Michael Cohen was subject to attorney-client privilege.

Sean Hannity tomorrow morning: I am not Sean Hannity.

(credit: Jason Kander)

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Imagine this were a TV show, and the Hannity reveal was the big cliffhanger plot twist at the end of the last episode. What do you imagine will happen in the next episode?

I’ll go first: Stormy Daniels is Michael Cohen’s daughter, a la the excellent movie Way of the Gun.

“It was all a dream.”

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Oh, it’s the Illuminati allright.
Their current European HQ is in an underground facility at 51°21’10.1"N – 7°08’11.5"E

Edited to add: I score 7/14 on the ‘spot the reptilian’ checklist.

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I’m still trying to wake up…

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Just a slight clarification.

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It doesn’t matter who you play it with, it’s impossible to win.

Now that I think about it, I think I may have found a way to distract Trump whenever he wants to nuke somewhere.

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Oh come on now. This is beyond farce.

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