Security researcher reveals grotesque vulnerabilities in "Yelp-for-MAGA" app and its snowflake owner calls in the FBI


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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/03/12/green-book-for-racists.html


#2

I’m dropping the mic, right here.

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#3

“Safe” places?

Jesus - you’d be safe pretty much anywhere- unlike lots of others visiting your haunts. You just might be unwelcome.

Crybaby wuss lords.


#4

we didn’t, we don’t know how, waaaah


#5

I’m just disappointed they didn’t call it Toolshed.


#6

Now they trust the deep state to come and kiss it better for them?

That aside, broflake’s raging sense of victimhood is really messing with his perspective; or he lives in a universe where ‘politically motivated internet attacks’ get handled way more seriously than they do in ours; where vastly more dramatic and damaging things carry a negligible risk of anyone getting pinched(last I checked the OPM breach still doesn’t have firm attribution much less response, ditto the giant RSA leak and both of those affected a giant chunk of direct fed interests; cases smaller than those, which is most of them, hahaha no); occasional Russian who makes a poor choice of vacation destination much more the exception than the rule.

He might as well announce that somebody done goofed and the cyber police have been summoned.


#7

Never underestimate the Alt-Reich’s capacity for cognitive dissonance. Seriously, you really can’t overestimate it. Functionally unlimited.


#8

Wow, low blow. Nazis are notoriously YUGE snowflakes, need constant reassurance of their collective fragile [so called] manhood. We as a Nation need to mollycoddle these repugnant morons, or not.

On second thought, fuck them and the tRump they road in on.


#10

See also:


#11

Not if they were the last people on Earth.


#12

Scott Wallace: “I’m going to tell my Mommy.”


#13

Elliot Alderson?


#14

“Help us, Qanon – you’re our only hope!”

A dating website for Drumpf supporters leaked its customers’ data ON DAY ONE

I suppose infosec is like comedy: something these whingey right-wing losers just can’t get right. They’re also too blinkered to understand that any business rated highly on this “Yelp-for-MAGA” is one that a lot of people will boycott once they find out it’s on the list.


#15

Man, it’s almost as if having credulous idiots as one’s target market means people think they can get away with releasing any old crap as a service and they’ll get away with it. (Probably because it’s true…)

I don’t think they’d get boycotted - a boycott is organized. It’s just that anyplace that’s full of gun-totin’ MAGAts is going to be a real turn-off for a lot of people, so they’d simply avoid it. Not as a political statement, but just because they don’t want to be surrounded by dangerously moronic dipshits on a night out.


#16

They wanted to call it Red Book but that’s a women’s magazine isn’t it?


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#18

I prefer this one

Or maybe this one


#19

Not even with someone else’s dick.

Unfuck them all.


#20

what, so if I do the same thing just to screw over a bunch of scumbags and take their money am I going to get all these damn accusations of incompetence for my efforts?!? Well, I guess the money can be used to dry my tears but still, low blow.


#21

I think the text MAGA is missing something. I feel the complete text is:
Immigrants Made America Great
Make America Great Again.
So it should be IMAG, MAGA