Self-proclaimed "Anti-woke" bank bombs

  1. 45 Bank
  2. 3% Bank (named after the amount of your investment you’ll be lucky to reclaim)
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Speaking or reusing brass. My Ex gave me this as a bday gift years ago, i still have it on my keyring and i love it. It’s a much better use for brass reclaimed from weapons

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FourthReichBank_LAStory
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Also: No duck for you!

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I couldn’t even afford the quack.

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Counter point: it didn’t fail. It did exactly what it set out to do. Separate idiots from their money.

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miley cyrus laughing GIF

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Oh! Happy cake day!

Tina Fey Nbc GIF by Saturday Night Live

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“Woke Banks;” talk about an oxymoron.

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What else is made from brass? Sad trombones.

doctor conan obrien GIF by Team Coco

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So, go anti-woke, go broke?

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Neat! I wonder what parts were brass/bronze in nuclear weapon systems?

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I wonder if it is anything to do with its anti-spark characteristics?

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So… standard C260 yellow brass then. Literally the cheapest and most common type of brass. I have piles of it in my shop right now.

This kind of marketing spin is always hilarious. Like “aerospace grade aluminum” which is 6061, literally the most common and cheapest alloy.

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pro-America values such as capitalism, family, law enforcement

None of these things are values. The values someone may proclaim may originate from these things, but they are not values in and of themselves.

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Right? Like, “lets make ATM cards with chips on them out of electrically conductive material. What can go wrong?”

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“former Mike Pence chief of staff Nick Ayers, told the investors. Plumbers, electricians and police officers, the pitch went, are fed up with big banks that don’t share their values.“

You mean hard core union members?

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Why are so many developed countries enamored with the class of folks (mostly middle-aged white men, it seems) who have a society-crippling mental disease that causes them to lie, cheat, and steal to enrich themselves far out of proportion to what they need to live comfortably and somehow at the same time feel aggrieved that some portion of the same society they’re actively harming calls them out on it?

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(With apologies to words and the people who use them)

“If you woke you broke”
So the fitech bro spoke
In fact, unless you a Koch
Anti woke, You be broke.

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Well, consider that their glorious leader managed to bankrupt not one, but two casinos-a business where the house always wins.

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I wasn’t sure i’d actually find the answer but sure enough i found something on their site:

From War to Peace has taken and recycled that nuclear weapon copper in Spencer, Iowa, had it alloyed into Peace Bronze

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