Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/03/11/seven-stages-to-achieve-eterna.html
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Looks exhausting.
I’m in for it. Love the actress, she’s always hysterical, and of course Taika is our current comedy genius.
GASP
This is the Holy Storsh movie!
It feels like I’ve been waiting for this to be released forever.
Yeah, like almost two years. Did it have trouble finding a US distributor or what?
Maria Bamford!!!
STUDIO: We have a comedy starring Taika Waititi about a suicide cult!
DISTRIBUTORS: Ugh, too dark for us. We don’t want to alienate audiences with tasteless, controversial subject matter.
[Taika Waititi comedy about Hitler gets all the fame and money]
DISTRIBUTORS: Can we see that film you were talking about, again?
Steven Seagal to Achieve Eternal Bliss
What?
*reads headline again.
Oh.
I only just thought about what kind of effect the coronavirus is going to have on movie ticket sales. This is probably not an ideal time to be releasing movies. That said, I’ll gladly see this when it gets home distribution.
I’m leaving now to stand in line for tickets. Text me with the actual release date!
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