Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/06/12/beachwear-with-hair.html
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This would definitely fuck with some peoples brain when worn by a feminine figure.
It’s horrible, but I keep smiling at the idea.
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I need to see them modeled.
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It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
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WHY?
(And no, “because we can” doesn’t count.)
Oh well. The right to express yourself includes the right to make a fool of yourself in public.
Interesting club wear.
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I don’t know. I just keep thinking of Borat.
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It’s all fun and games until the woman wearing the faux furry chest turns on the true creeper at the beach.
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Yeah, I mean, who would WANT to look like a man? Yuck.
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I see other men wearing this where the print is an improvement.
Next they need someone built like the Rock or old school Arnold for a suit 
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They also make a tracksuit, which inexplicably is being modeled by some headless guy instead of a woman.
And for no reason, here is their “sloths” swimsuit.
I declare their catalog woefully incomplete because they don’t seem to have a “sexy sloth chest” swimsuit.
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This amuses me greatly. Even more so that some people will go EWWWWWWW! at it.
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I have one just like it!
Do NOT ask for proof.
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Is it the kind that doesn’t come off no matter how hard you try?
Because that’s how mine is…
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Does it come in a long sleeve SPF100 swim shirt? Asking for a friend.
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The bottom needs to look like a speedo. Then the transformation will be complete.
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Welcome to my home page!!! I kiss you!!!
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What, no mankini?
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He is headless because there can be only one!
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