"Sexy Chest," a one-piece bathing suit


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/06/12/beachwear-with-hair.html


#3

This would definitely fuck with some peoples brain when worn by a feminine figure.

It’s horrible, but I keep smiling at the idea.


#4

I need to see them modeled.


#5

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.


#6

WHY?
(And no, “because we can” doesn’t count.)

Oh well. The right to express yourself includes the right to make a fool of yourself in public.


#7

Interesting club wear.


#8

I don’t know. I just keep thinking of Borat.


#9

It’s all fun and games until the woman wearing the faux furry chest turns on the true creeper at the beach.


#10

Yeah, I mean, who would WANT to look like a man? Yuck.


#11

I see other men wearing this where the print is an improvement.

Next they need someone built like the Rock or old school Arnold for a suit :wink:


#12

They also make a tracksuit, which inexplicably is being modeled by some headless guy instead of a woman.

And for no reason, here is their “sloths” swimsuit.

I declare their catalog woefully incomplete because they don’t seem to have a “sexy sloth chest” swimsuit.


#13

This amuses me greatly. Even more so that some people will go EWWWWWWW! at it.


#14

I have one just like it!
Do NOT ask for proof.


#15

Is it the kind that doesn’t come off no matter how hard you try?

Because that’s how mine is…


#16

Does it come in a long sleeve SPF100 swim shirt? Asking for a friend.


#18

The bottom needs to look like a speedo. Then the transformation will be complete.


#19

Welcome to my home page!!! I kiss you!!!


#20

What, no mankini?


#21

He is headless because there can be only one!


#22

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