Shall we try this again? Questions to be asked?

Why do all these wacky celebrities’ claims get news coverage and shocked responses?

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Why do people create celebrities in the first place?

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Yes, wouldn’t a second place one be just as useful?

But isn’t the third time the charm?

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Is someone going to ask a 4th time question that can be followed with a question about a Friday night fifth?

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Wait, wasn’t August the only month this year that had the fifth on a Friday?

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Have you forgotten, forgotten the Fifth of November?

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But wasn’t 5 November 1605 on a Tuesday, under the Julian calendar?

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Is that a reference to partying? Do I look dumb if I don’t know?

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Do you really expect me to believe the propaganda calendars put out by the gubmint?

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Would a moron on Oxy be an Oxymoron?

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Is every time Ollie North speaks a Contra-diction?

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When Ollie North speaks, do people listen? If so, who?

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Isn’t that a bit of a contretemps?

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Contrawho? Contrawhat? Is that french?

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Is it still French if English stole it?

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If they stole everything else, why would they stop there?

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Is it?

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Maybe it’s an elevator shaft?

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Is that the black private lift, which gets much less use due to population shift?

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