Why do all these wacky celebrities’ claims get news coverage and shocked responses?
Why do people create celebrities in the first place?
Yes, wouldn’t a second place one be just as useful?
But isn’t the third time the charm?
Is someone going to ask a 4th time question that can be followed with a question about a Friday night fifth?
Wait, wasn’t August the only month this year that had the fifth on a Friday?
Have you forgotten, forgotten the Fifth of November?
But wasn’t 5 November 1605 on a Tuesday, under the Julian calendar?
Is that a reference to partying? Do I look dumb if I don’t know?
Do you really expect me to believe the propaganda calendars put out by the gubmint?
Would a moron on Oxy be an Oxymoron?
Is every time Ollie North speaks a Contra-diction?
When Ollie North speaks, do people listen? If so, who?
Isn’t that a bit of a contretemps?
Contrawho? Contrawhat? Is that french?
Is it still French if English stole it?
If they stole everything else, why would they stop there?
Is it?
Maybe it’s an elevator shaft?
Is that the black private lift, which gets much less use due to population shift?