Shall we try this again? Questions to be asked?

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2091

That depends. How many Kit-Kats will fit in your bag?

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2092

If they don’t all fit, will you be cross?

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2093

Do I look like Bruce Banner to you?

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2094

Do you think my eyes are good enough to see all the way to Japan?

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2095

Don’t you have spy satellites for that?

2096

Wouldn’t Northern Spy apples be more likely?

2097

Will they solve the core problem?

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2098

Cor, what’s this world coming to?!?

2099

If it’s an end, can I sleep in today?

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2100

Weekend…worldend…what’s the diff?

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2101

Do I need to return my library books or not?

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2102

Wouldn’t I, who have three librarians in the family, be afraid to say anything other than “Yes”?

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2103

Are you allowed to say it above a whisper?

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2104

If you say it above a whisper in the woods and the sound of your voice is drowned out by the sound of a falling tree, did you really say it at all?

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2105

Where did the tree land?

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2106

What if the tree never lands, but just keeps falling into an infinite abyss? What then?

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2107

If the tree never lands, how does it make a sound?

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2108

Have you never heard a tree screaming in abject terror?

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2109

If a tree screams in abject terror in the woods, and no one hears it, doesn’t it just underline the pointlessness of it all?

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2110

Is that a shocked response to the news on planet Zobo IV that a certain Gnffian celebrity has proudly claimed that he occasionally mates with an Earthling?

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