Shall we try this again? Questions to be asked?

Would it be a lie or an alternative fact?

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There’s a test??? Can I borrow your notes?

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Shall we just go for ā€œopen bookā€ instead?

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Can we choose which book to use?

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When have the Mutants ever even managed to use the same hymn sheet?

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Could we sing along with the bouncing ball?

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Are we really going to turn this into another karaoke night?

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Episode 1 GIF by The Simpsons

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What if I don’t like beer?

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Would you prefer hard liquor?

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Can I see the wine list?

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Do you really think this place is classy enough to have a wine list?

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Does prison toilet wine count?

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Has it ever?

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If I’m doing five loads of laundry, and I live on the third floor and the washer is downstairs in the basement, plus I’m carrying the wet laundry outside and hanging it on the line to dry, does that mean I can have an extra bowl of ice cream with chocolate sauce?

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Weren’t you going to St. Ives?

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Isn’t it obvious that I’m much too busy to travel today, let alone meet up with anyone who has a lot of baggage?

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Anybody want a sack of cats and kits?

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Can I keep the cats in my kit bag?

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