Did you learn that in Conspiracy Theories in US History with Professor Professorson?
Would you be surprised to know that I cannot confirm or deny those facts at this time?
Could I even trust you if you did?
How can you not trust that face?
There are people who donât trust me?
Doesnât that seem weird?
Why wouldnât they!?
Would it surprise you to know that it would confuse me too?
Should I learn to be more trusting?
Isnât trusting the path to learning trust?
Is it really that simple?
Arenât the big truths always simple at the core?
Does truth even matter anymore?
In what universe could it not?
Does the right wing media bubble count as its own universe?
Those chucklefucks?
Can you guess how little I care for them or their world?
Do you think Iâm capable of conceptualizing Planck units?
How many Planck units of wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If a woodchuck chucks wood and it goes unobserved has the woodchuck really chucked any wood?
Why would a woodchuck lie about chucking wood?