Shall we try this again? Questions to be asked?

Did you learn that in Conspiracy Theories in US History with Professor Professorson?

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Would you be surprised to know that I cannot confirm or deny those facts at this time?

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Could I even trust you if you did?

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How can you not trust that face?

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There are people who don’t trust me?

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Doesn’t that seem weird?

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Why wouldn’t they!?

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Would it surprise you to know that it would confuse me too?

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Should I learn to be more trusting?

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Isn’t trusting the path to learning trust?

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Is it really that simple?

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Aren’t the big truths always simple at the core?

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Does truth even matter anymore?

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In what universe could it not?

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Does the right wing media bubble count as its own universe?

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Those chucklefucks?

Can you guess how little I care for them or their world?

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Do you think I’m capable of conceptualizing Planck units?

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How many Planck units of wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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If a woodchuck chucks wood and it goes unobserved has the woodchuck really chucked any wood?

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Why would a woodchuck lie about chucking wood?

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