Shall we try this again? Questions to be asked?

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Did we come here to argue about grammar?

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Wait this isn’t abuse?

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Are you in the wrong room? Isn’t argument down the hall?

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Is your hovercraft full of eels?

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Did you know that I carry a Sharpie, ready for the revolution, so that I can correct the graffiti on the wall before they shoot me?

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Should all graffiti have correct grammar?

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Not necessarily, but can’t I have a forlorn last request?

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Wouldn’t we much rather have you live a long, healthy, and safe life so that you can entertain us and correct our grammar here?

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Absolutely, and I would much prefer that myself, of course, but you can’t knock a girl for being over-prepared for a linguistically correct curtain call, can you?

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Isn’t always being prepared a great trait? Shouldn’t we all always be prepared for any contingency, linguistic or otherwise?

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Is there any situation I can’t take on with small change, a pen, mobile phone or my pocket knife?
Who seriously believes that for everything else there is Mastercard?

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Isn’t that probably a truly held belief of the idle rich?

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I’ve never met one, would it be right of me to comment?

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Can’t we all comment on the idle rich? And how do you know that you’ve not met one? Can’t blend in with us poors at will?

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If they’re allowed in my world, why is it so hard to get into theirs?

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Were they electric eels? Was their hovercraft’s postillion struck by lightning?

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Will you guys just put on the glasses already? Does there have to be an improbably long acrobatic fist fight first?

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Isn’t money a hell of a drug? Isn’t this what Pulp was singing about all those years ago?

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Aren’t I already wearing mine?

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And yet I’m the only one from my art school who remembers Elastica?

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