Is he a one trick pony?
With that many prizes?
Maybe he was just horsing around?
Is he an enthusiastic amateur, or does he have stable employment?
Maybe he was just jockeying for some accolades?
Shall I stop with the horse puns before I make an ass of myself?
Maybe we both should just get off our high horses? Should we hoof it out of here? Do you need a little giddyup? Should we quit foaling around? Should we rein it in?
Have I told you I appreciate your unbridled enthusiasm in this race?
(A Lament to the Folly that is Impatience)
O leaves on the trees,
So golden in the breeze,
Wonât you come join us at ground level?
Donât I wish to make
Bags of leaves, with my rake,
Before itâs time to move snow with a shovel?
Donât you know itâs bad luck to say that 4-letter word (s@@w) out loud this time of year?
Where were you living on Halloween in 1991?
Didnât I manage to escape it, only to find the remnants still in place at Thanksgiving (do you see that fully purple county in Minnesota on the map that indicates the storm snow totals)? After all, wasnât '91 my second year at uni in Iowa, where it didnât snow on that date?
Wasnât my neighbor animatedly recalling the storm yesterday, while I was out there raking leaves?
Doesnât your 4-letter word above (s@@w) make me think of novelty sunglasses?
"I love it and hate it all at the same time.
Probably: title of my sex tape."
Will you or wonât you??
How can I be sure some other deviant hasnât made one already?
(Did leaving the word âotherâ in my last reply imply I am a deviant? 
)
Do you consider yourself a Happy Mutant here?
If so, wouldnât that qualify you as a deviant of sorts?
A mutiant? A devitant?
Wouldnât it be easier to just disavow everything?
Why isnât it Saturday yet?
Wonât the secretary disavow any knowledge of my actions anyway?
