Is this the bonafide truth?
Isnât truth contextual and subjective?
Wait, is beauty not truth any more?
Doesnât that depend on who you ask? And besides, isnât beauty in the eye of the beholder, so donât we come back around to subjective and contextual?
Arenât some truths self evident?
Isnât common sense a social construct and changing over time?
Why are we arguing semantics here instead of drinking more whisky?
Didnât I lose track of that awesome gif?
Are you surprised that Iâm swiping it now, to add it to my permanent archives?
Isnât the result of semantics and more whiskey usually âDude, hold my pants; Iâm going to roger that coatrack with a logical fallacyâ?
I thought we all were doing both, was I wrong?
Can we send someone to check?
Just in case?
Will tonightâs World Series game last as long as last nightâs?
What time did the one last night end? How many hours did it last? Who won? Can you tell Iâm not a sportsball fan? Which team are you rooting for?
Who needs baseball when there is hockey to watch right now?
Are we playing sportsball? Can I be in charge of the springboard and the singing baby goats?
Sportsball has goats? Are you kidding me?
Can you think of any game worth playing that wouldnât be improved by a chorus of singing goats?
Can there be one?