Do you agree that this has been a great distraction from the news cycle of today?
Donât I entirely agree? Doesnât this make me feel better about the world?
Wouldnât every distraction from reality be great lately?
Would you say the world is perhaps better than it appears?
Wouldnât I say that in my more optimistic moments, but not in my more pessimistic ones? Doesnât it depend on when you ask me? Arenât I on the fence today?
If the grass isnât greener do you tend toward the side with the flowers?
Arenât flowers lovely so isnât that a yes? Donât I keep wanting to pull over and roll around in the wild flowers on the side of the highway I drive on my commute?
Would you like to see what I saw over my brotherâs garden fence today, even though it wasnât flowers?
Wouldnât I? Isnât that awesome? Did you find a leprechaun at the end of it? Was he full of panache?
How awesome is that?
Would it be bad to say I never found the end of any rainbow?
Are you sure itâs panache heâs filled with?
Why to I have to be out of likes right now?
Well, couldnât he be full of gold? Or piss and vinegar? Or Whiskey?
Did you say whiskey???
Are you going, are you going, where streams of whiskey are flowing?
Is replying EVERYDAY a bad thing? Or telling?
Arenât these days were regularly whiskey therapy is looking pretty good?
Does having three teenagers make it worse and explain even more?
Wouldnât I agree, even though I only have one teen?
Isnât one more than enough to call for whisky therapy?