Shall we try this again? Questions to be asked?

[anon59592690]

I guess we could all try harder?

[anon61833566]

Aren’t some bridges just a bridge too far?

[anon61833566]

What about no laces?

[anon59592690]

That’s not the one where Donald Sutherland plays a Nazi, is it?

[anon61221983]

Won’t you be trippin’ then, especially if you’re white?

[anon61833566]

Were there Nazis in MAS*H?

[anon61833566]

So white people cant wear sandals? Is that sandalism?

[anon61221983]

Do you feel oppressed now? Will you become the Rosa Parks of wearing sandals?

[anon59592690]

Surely mocking someone for socks AND sandals is justified, not sandalism?

[anon61833566]

Has my white maleness been offended?

[anon61833566]

Am I wearing socks with sandals while sitting on my rather chilly deck right now?

[anon59592690]

Should I be relieved that they are not the traditional “Tan leather and white socks” combo?

[anon61833566]

Did you know I only wear dress socks? Did you know I don’t own sandals and only borrow my sons when I sit on the deck? Is this a know more and knowing is half the battle thread now?

[anon61221983]

[anon61221983]

Wait, there are “dress socks”? Aren’t all socks general purpose?

[anon61833566]

Would you be surprised if I said “nah. We good”?

[anon61221983]

Aren’t I glad to hear it, especially since there seems to be an inordinately large number of white men who seem constantly offended?

[anon61833566]

Did you know google is helpful for answering such questions?

(Do I already know the answer is YES in terms of men’s socks?)

[anon61833566]

Would it surprise you that I’m not one of them and that I hate those asshats?

[anon61221983]

Wouldn’t I NOT be surprised at all, because I know you pretty well at this point?