Shall we try this again? Questions to be asked?

Is that what they mean by a Bible code?

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XSecret messages in the Torah?!?

Are they from George Soros or the Illuminati?

Or are they the original text of the Principia Discordia? Does anyone know how to get in touch with Hagbard Celine?

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Have you tried looking in your pineal gland?

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Can I be just a bit sad as, after putting up the Xmas tree, my baby girl packed up and headed back to college 7 hours away? Damn, time flies does it not? :sob:

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Isn’t putting up the Xmas tree four weeks before Xmas a bit premature?
Did you stick with the traditional palm tree?
Would a separate thread discussing Xmas trees be worth the electrons?
Will a cheesy GIF from teh intertubes distract you from your perfectly understandable sad?

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Couldn’t “putting up the Xmas tree” potentially mean either putting it on display or putting it into some form of storage?

And wouldn’t it make a great euphemism?

But would it be as good as getting your stocking stuffed?

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Will you be putting the tree up yourself?
Wouldn’t you rather put it up in the hall?

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Wouldn’t I rather not fuss with that shit at all?

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Yes, but surely you didn’t miss the terrible pun…?

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Would you? Could you? In the hall?
With a tree? Or not at all?

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Is @TobinL sharing his cake today? :birthday:

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Can you make it to Seattle?

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:thinking: Before your birthday’s over?

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Anybody know how much wood a woodchuck can chuck in a bear market with favorable equity terms?

If I’m trying to calculate the ROI should I account for side-exiting cordage, or does that liability roll up under the umbrella terms of the standard fiduciary disentanglements?

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Can somebody tell when this day will be over?
Will there be bourbon waiting for me when I get home?

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Want to see the rock I made?

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Is there a competition on?

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Will that stone require 4 fingers of your best whiskey?

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Jakers… isn’t my back resonating in sympathetic pain ?

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Wasn’t I just happy I could look forward to not waking up to pee 3 times a night from that plus all the water you need to drink to help it along?

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