Were they really playing Christmas music in the grocery store today?
What kind of blasphemy is that?
Has Thanksgiving passed already??? Did I miss it???
Is that what she said?
Are you Canadian?
This week, shouldn’t they be singing about things like…I dunno…yams, sweet and hot?
lyrics ?
And are we not thankful?
Who’s this “we” you’re talking about?
Are we hungry?
Would like a really awful film to go with your dinner?
Is this a “no” ?
But how can you go wrong with a killer wereturkey movie for Thanksgiving?
Could this statement be more true? Well, could it?
Am I sounding cranky?
Why would you even suggest such a thing? Would I not find your comments delightful?
Do I look fat in this?
Fat in what?
How sure am I this is a trap?
Now I have my laptop back can I remember my bookmarks and passwords?
Did you leave them behind the sofa?
Don’t you write down your passwords on the flyleaf of a family bible? Isn’t that why I have 147 family bibles? And wouldn’t those families like to have them back?
Shall I loan you some bookmarks I am not using anymore?