Isn’t that a bat’leth?
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Dubya? Do I even know ya?
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May I restate re-ask a question from @zfirphdn?
snow???
also rain???
Do I even have a shovel that isn’t broken? And where the f*ck are my gloves?
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Wouldn’t I consider that normal?
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Better yet, why are my gloves constantly wet? Did someone dry them in a rain forest? Who keeps using my gloves in the first place?!
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Was it not that famous philosopher Axl Rose who said “It’s hard to hold a candle / In the cold November rain?”
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Forget the cold, how do I claim my cake?
Is it a lie?
Is tomorrow too late?
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A Cat in a Hat that could make us fat, what’s not to love about that?
How many plates do we need?
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Have you seen these?
Can I borrow them if I promise to return them, well, dry?
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Did someone leave your cake out in the rain? And you’ll never have that recipe again?
Do I have any other option than quoting song lyrics? Who knows?
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But don’t I have no use for the illusions of a sage who wrote two love songs to doing heroin?
And wasn’t he much better when he was just like his country / young, scrappy and hungry?
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Did I hear that Axl is working on a new album Appetite for Innuendo?
Who will you join me in a cake day toast to @Tamsin_Bailey?
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Why isn’t it time to go home yet?!?
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Wasn’t it done 4 days ago? 
?
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And is it not mere hours from starting again?
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Doesn’t it suck that my kidney stone in waiting has decided not to wait anymore?
Wasn’t great I had a vicodin leftover from a 2 months ago?
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Wouldn’t it be great if we had larger pipes?
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Who doesn’t enjoy a bigger organ?
And who didn’t see that one coming?
Or that one?
Have you tried the veal?
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