Is Monday done with yet?
On which side of the International Date Line are you?
Is there a line-up to get a date?
Does my date have to be international?
Are you thinking about National Velvet? But wouldnât she have been too young for you?
Wasnât she a horse?
Is a horse a horse of course? And can anyone talk to a horse of course?
Did I just read all 687 posts on this thread? And did it raise one very important question in my mind? Have you all lost your minds, or have i?
Wasnât Velvet the girl, and the horse was The Pie?
Should we ring up International Velvet instead, just to be safe?
Whatâs she doing these days? Do you suppose sheâs busy?
Do you need me to point you to the original thread from the time before we had a post limit?
(ETA yes you will have to read it all)
Do i have time to read >5k posts? Would my wife not strangle me?
Do you have anything better to do?
Sleep presents a pleasant diversion, no?
That is the sequel topic and a mere short story and will your mind boggle at almost 20k posts?
Is it safe to come out now?
Has Mr Phillippe Filoppe gone?
George W. Bush was here?
Maybe it was some other guy?
Are you sure youâd miss Dubya?
Would you like a second throw if you do?
If I had that opportunity, wouldnât I make sure I was wearing a pair of lead-weighted diving boots?