Weren’t we here to discuss you, not me?
Why don’t we discuss something else?
What else could there be?
Appropriate mixers for inexpensive bourbon?
Like maybe an Aranciata Rossa?
Don’t questions need verbs?
Isn’t that totally wrong, because we’re all obviously here to discuss me?
Isn’t my name even mentioned in the post itself?
How do we solve a problem like Melizmatic?
Isn’t @Melizmatic one of the best people here? Why should there be a problem with her?
She’s here, isn’t she?
Am i, though?
Are any of us “here?”
Did you just put us up another Meta level?
Inappropriate mixers for expensive bourbon?
Like what does here even mean daddy-o! What does any of it mean? Aren’t we all just riders on the storm?
No?
oh ffs, discourse, don’t you know that brevity is the soul of wit?
Um, what are the rules again?
Is it inappropriate to put Willet Single Barrel in the paint shaker at the DIY store?
Or were you thinking about serving Pappy Van Winkle’s Family Reserve at a middle school dance?
Did you know empty tags don’t display but count toward character quotas?
Isn’t every “there” someone else’s “here”?
And can we even get there from here, ‘cause don’t we have to cross half the distance first? And half of half the distance and… dude, did you know that the inside of my head is the same color as the back of the sky?