Do I look like a fucking squirrel!?
Am I supposed to be conversant with all the different varieties of squirrel?
Would it be rude of me to expect you to be at least familiar with the idea of how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Canāt you see Iām too busy picking Peter Piperās pickled peppers to chuck wood?
Donāt you want a balanced meal?
Is yummy objective or subjective?
Are you referring to the adjective or the brand name?
Is there a difference?
Does it matter?
We all pretend we have better things to do but donāt we always end up back here?
Did some of you actually leave voluntarily?
Do we have free will?
Isnāt it more like limited agency?
Isnāt what more like limited agency?
Donāt I mean our ability to make choices in our society?
Have we stumbled upon a topic ill-suited to levity?
Are you not finding this realisation of self-actualisation and personal agency in a cold, unforgiving and infinite universe uplifting?
when i kill an ant, am i shaving hours off its life, or days, or years?
iād ask jeeves, but iām too afraid of seeing happy ants at picnics in the park, or building fabulous homes out of earth and mud, or maybe even them off exploring exotic ( to me ) places in the amazonā¦ all of which are too adventurous for me by far. and such things only raise more questions about why they are in my kitchen. and why am i.
Were those all questions? Do you know what thread youāre on? Do you want the Donald?
Would you believe that ants can live from about a week to decades, depending on caste and species?
Does an ant have the concept of time?