Don’t sharks track prey via their Ampullae of Lorenzini by following electromagnetic fields of fish and other animals?
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There was one I saw recently that advertised the Copper as being for “AntiMicrobial” reasons and I thought that was just clever enough.
Put COPPER on there in BIG BOLD letters so your copper wearing types are drawn to it, but point out in the fine print the copper is just there due to it’s antibacterial properties and make NO MENTION of the Woo.
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Are you sure it wasn’t Shark Tank? I think it attracted some investors…
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They just feel awful about disturbing them?
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That’s why when I go surfing I always dress as a giant panda. And I haven’t been bitten once.
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If only he had offered up his soul to the Eternal Dragon Guardian of Time, the boy wouldn’t have all these problems with sharks… presumably.
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Not a bad concept, even if you’re joking. Sharks avoid stripped high contrast fish, and is the basis for shark deterrent wetsuits and boards.
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By golly, I am so tired of sharks passing off bad behavior as a cases of mistaken identity.
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as i said, it’s a sound concept. If it’s taken as a joke or not. Pretty great pic by the way lol
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I was hoping for a chick gif or picture 
not disappointed.
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“To expedite your refund please provide original proof of purchase and your severed limb.”
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Product testimonial:
“I’ve worn my wristband for five years and haven’t been bitten by a shark once.”
hasn’t been in the ocean in five years
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But he’s been in an ocean themed restaurant and you know sharks hang out there!
And let’s not forget the Superbowl sharks!
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