Sheep sneak into greenhouse and eat 600 pounds of marijuana

[pesco]

Originally published at: Sheep sneak into greenhouse and eat 600 pounds of marijuana | Boing Boing

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[euansmith]

I guess that human’s count sheep to go to sleep; so sheep have to resort to other methods.

[hecep]

Monty Python Flying Sheep Sketch

[bluehenbear]

Will the THC be detectable in any sweaters made from their wool?

[BakerB]

Would your insurance cover that destruction of property?

[gtmac]

I hope the sheeps’ shenanigans didn’t put Bourounis in a baaaaad mood. (Sorry.)

@pesco There’s really no need to ever apologize for a pun. If you know it’s a groaner and it gets a groan then it’s a successful pun. The only bad pun is one that doesn’t illicit the intended reaction. And even at that point it’s only a miscalibration of the intended audience.

[Otherbrother]

Getting into the marijuana is relatively harmless fun, but I just hope they don’t advance to any of the harder stuff…

[FSogol]

We all sheepishly admit ewe are correct.

[Mister44]

600lbs?

[anon27554371]

Duuuuuuude, that mutton moussaka is gonna be so dank!

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see also…

http://www.hunternutrition.com/freechoicemineralfeeding.html

Cattle, Sheep and Goats depend on free choice mineral for much of their nutrition during the grazing season. During the summer grazing period free choice mineral provides necessary minerals and sometimes vitamins. Most producers are aware of the need to feed free choice mineral, however many have asked ‘why is it needed’?

https://www.fda.gov/animal-veterinary/development-approval-process/questions-and-answers-fda-approved-free-choice-feeding-options-anaplasmosis-control-cattle

http://www.sheep101.info/201/feedstuffs.html

[Brainspore]

Shepherd: WOOL is the best natural fiber!

Grower: HEMP is the best natural fiber!

Stoner: Chill, bros. I’ve got an idea…

[RickMycroft]

If employees were selling weed on the side, the sheep would destroy the evidence.

[Plaids]

Video, or it didn’t happen!

[Melizmatic]

Obligatory:

[anon59592690]

I defy anyone to be able to just look and tell the difference between a straight sheep and a stoned sheep. They all look like Seth Rogen.

[euansmith]

@gtmac

The only bad pun is one that doesn’t illicit the intended reaction.

I misread your sentence as “doesn’t inflict the intended reaction”.

[Ron_Ruble]

Yum! Baked mutton a la Tommy Chong…

[gatto]

humor in it’s highest form

[anon58741709]

Thank you for stopping by on the important business of stomping all over everyone’s harmless jokes and good times!

[anon61221983]