That seems like a smarter solution than the one my brother and I cooked up. Our pipe gun shot marbles. This wasn’t in college though, we were teenage trailer trash assholes at the time.
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Sounds more like Florida.
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“…multiple corn kernels stuck to his chest”
That doesn’t prove anything. Maybe he’s a sloppy eater.
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Then there’s the news story from a few years ago when a kid peered into the muzzle of his potato gun to see why the frog he’d loaded into it didn’t shoot out - until it did.
(Probably not suitable for the squeamish.)
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Stuff them with blue cheese and bread then so they’ll cook on re entry.
(Note: I do not recommend subcontracting any food deliveries out to Elon Musk expect perhaps a deep-fried turkey.)
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Let’s reinvent war, and make it a game of how much crop seeds you can impose on your enemy’s field.
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Mmm I vote for giant robot arena fights.
Ala Robot Jox!
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Fertilizer seems more likely…
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…came to the door shirtless with multiple corn kernels stuck to his chest. Osella denied shooting at the neighbor, but admitted firing the potato gun toward the neighbor’s home…
There’s a kernel of truth there, at the very least.
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It’s real easy to say that it’s never funny to shoot things at kids that might harm them.
Then you meet a kid in Whiterun named Braith.
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Either way, I wonder what the NRA’s stance is on this situation?
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There has been a minor epidemic here in Melbourne of young plumbers blowing themselves up with oxy-acetylene. Typically happens when they remotely unlock their van at the start of the day. If their oxy bottle has been left with a minor leak over night even a small spark from a central locking solenoid can cause a bang.
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he came to the door shirtless with multiple corn kernels stuck to his chest
This was funnier the way I initially misread it, where he’d taped a bunch of corncobs to himself like a bandolier
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both assholes are just husks of the men they used to be…
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We can’t get, say, a wallpaper sized version of this picture in the article, can we?
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google provides
[Edit: This is superfan Paul Favela. “I used to draw on a mustache since I couldn’t really grow one until recently. It’s turning out pretty good. I think it’s all about commitment.”]
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Monsanto is scary enough as it is.
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One thing I’ve learned from watching numerous episodes of “Cops” is that the shirtless guy is almost always the guilty party.
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And if they have to chase you, they’re bringing an ass kicking with them for you, free of charge.
