Originally published at: Shohei Ohtani’s dog Decoy steals the show with the first pitch - Boing Boing
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Americans seem so good at creating a commemorative event out of anything. The patches, badges and, apparently, bobble-heads, really make something special.
POPCORN
BUCKETS
FTW,
BABY!
The Astrodome. Good hot dogs.
Pisses me off that baseball became unbearable for me again during Mr Ohtani’s career. I can’t tolerate all the constant and stupid rule changes, the proliferation of advertising, the nasty drugs, and that they even discuss letting nasty-drug-addled known cheaters into the hall of fame.
Thanks to that bullshit, I get to miss watching the only two-way player in decades! who runs like a poem, and as a bonus is desperately cute.
His pupper is adorable!!!
Sorry to break it to you, but the Astrodome has been closed for 20 years
A quotation from the classics.
As someone that has read 2001, 2010, 2061, and 3001 I’m dissappointed in myself for not getting the reference
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