Shrimp meat neck pillow seems to glisten

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Aren’t living shrimp more grey than pink? They don’t really turn pink until cooked.

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The creature stirred in his sickly broiling vapour, and at that very moment the words, “Shrimp meat neck pillow seems to glisten” drifted across the conference table.

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The “shrimp meat” strangling? Not me, not today.

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In the always vaguely bemusing “Frequently bought together” section we see:
Bread Shape Pillow - Lumbar Baguette Back Cushion… Food Plush Stuffed Toy $25.99”
and
Burritos Blanket, Giant Flour Tortilla Throw Blanket … $19.99”

Clearly the universe of food shaped pillows (or FSPs) have yet to be properly plumbed even by our right-wing pillow establishment.

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" Shrimp meat neck pillow seems to glisten"

A lost entry from Marc E Smith’s lyrics?

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glisten-uh

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But that requires creativity.

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