Signs that You're Addicted to BoingBoing BBS

Then you’re at peaces? (dodges tomatoes)

When you feel a tad sorry for those poor suckers who use the front door instead of just entering BoingBoing through the BBS.

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When you can’t even remember what the front page looks like. (It’s got lot’s of pictures, and a little bit of text, right?)

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When you know about the (well not so really) secret ascii version.

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Visiting the BB homepage is like…



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When you know who created the ascii version, and which of the mutants are most prone to bringing it up.

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When you don’t even realize there’s a front door?

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When you wonder how all the Muggles get in.

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Whereas visiting the BBS is like…

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When you see bananas in real life and immediately think or say out loud:

##Just look at it!

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When you semi-seriously entertained the notion of going to the voting booth and writing in Princess Pricklepants.

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The BBS is helluva drug, clearly.

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When putting ketchup on your hotdog is a political statement.

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When you find yourself trying to “flag” on other forums.

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When you watch sportsball with the BBS.

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When people IRL start bitching and complaining within earshot of you, and you just ask them archly;

"Are you disappointed?"

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When one of your life’s biggest regrets is not picking a slightly better BBS handle.

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When you have a serious drinking problem. But only in gif form.

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When you look forward to the end of a hard day’s work when you can kick back, relax, and put on the BBS.

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When the only time you’re not on the BBS is while you’re driving between work and home.

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