Silicon Valley will use lasers to combat bothersome crows

Ugh, just when we got MTG to shut up about space lasers…

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That’s the gift. Use it wisely.

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What can be used to combat bothersome sillycon valley nanowits?

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Lasers you say?

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I bet the local crows LOVED that scene.

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F no!

As soon as I can, I’m planning on abusing my power and wreaking total havoc (a-la supervillain style)[but for the greater good of course].

Crows flocking over an antivax rally and shitting one everyone? Yup.
Nazis holding “all lives matter” rallies getting divebombed and pecked into submission. Extra kibble for those crows!

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